The Whiskey Sessions started when three old (by this point) musicians met to get reacquianted and drink som whiskey. The whole think quickly turned into a recurring even about booze, music, and on-the-spot creativity. We get together, pop the cork, and get cracking on writing a song. The goal is to compose, write lyrics, perform and record an entire song in a single evening, preferably before the neighbors start banging on the wall or the audio interface burns up.

We often mix and master when we've had a chance to sober up, but we are proud to challenge ourselves to achieve all of this in a short period of time. And it's a lot of fun too......

See below for music, lyrics and photos from each time The Whiskey Sessions have met, in reverse chronological order. Click on a title to see more information about that specific song, and please leave a comment. We hope you appreciate our music!

To get in touch, please don't hesitate to write to us at: whiskey [at] johno [dot] se

2009-03-07

Conception Song.mp3 (mix: johno)

-lyrics

		 well my daddy was a honky, australian too
		 and he used to charm the ladies with his big didgeridoo
		 he used to hunt koala and shoot the kangaroo
		 but his true love was the ladies
		 and you know his love was true

		 he used to sing in the morning
		 he used to dance in the evening
		 he used to love them all over
		 he wanted to kiss them and hug them
		 and fly them up in the sky, yeah

		 well my son I have a story that I wanna tell to you
		 about the night of your conception
		 it's about your mama too
		 she was lying on the sofa with her panties in a bunch
		 I was really really hungry
		 so I had a tasty lunch

		 I wanna cum in the morning
		 I wanna cum in the evening
		 I wanna cum all over
		 I wanted to cum on her bum but she wanted to be a mum

		 son I've got to tell you
		 it was the best night of my life
		 she wore the dirty skirt and she did the dirty flirt
		 and I saw the stars and the sun and the moon
		 and the black hole at the center of the galaxy

		 we'll your daddy liked bukkake
		 he wanted to try it on me
		 but when he tried to ruin my makeup
		 then I'd rather watch TV
		 your daddy used my makeup and painted eyes on me
		 I tricked him to perform where I really couldn't see

		 he wanna cum in the morning
		 he wanna cum in the evening
		 he wanna cum all over
		 he wanted to cum on my bum but he finally made me your mum

		 he wanna cum...
		 

As Mad's singing cousin Marie was visiting we sort of had a plan for pretty vocals. Thinking a boy band song about love. Not everyone was into that stuff however, so after a couple of hours of mediocre results we switched to the old playbook: dirty lyrics. Quickly we had something.

The song is about the conception of a boy... Mad had been way too sober at a number of previous sessions so she (and everyone else) felt that it was time to remedy that. She also had a sore throat, but no matter. The next day we laid down gospel-style harmonies at Mad and johno's place. Never mind censorship; why does this always happen to us?

(2011-03-06, 16:43) mad sa: det här är definitivt fortfarande en av våra bästa låtar! kanske ska vi försöka få hit östgötarna igen.

(2009-12-09, 20:53) johno sa: ...också grymt nöjd med vårt choir-sound...

(2009-12-09, 20:53) johno sa: En klar favorit, jag älskar verkligen versen i den här låten!